Baby, she got your money:
Ol’ Dirty Bastard pimps out.
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(Source: jaengusgone)
a haiku
i am so horny
i am so so so horny
i am so horny
liking someone you never see is the most frustrating feeling in the world
This is about to be so funny
(Source: japannyan)
I will:
- kiss you
- pack your lunch
- make the bed
- kiss you when you’re mad or sad
- catch spiders
- get the mail
- hug you all the time
- kiss your boo boos
- make you food
- snuggle with you
- support you and your dreams
- listen to you talk about your problems
- kiss you some more
- hold your hand in public
- play with your hair to soothe you
- kiss your forehead
- and your cheeks
- and your eyes
- and your nose
- and your mouth
- laugh at your jokes
- no matter how bad
- massage your back
- and love you
- forever
- and ever
